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I truly, honestly, do not give one single crap about doing any work here.

Kind of just want to get sick so I can avoid coming into work for the three days next week and not take part in any ‘goodbye’ events.

I’ve got 5 days left in my current job.

Upside: Only five more days of work!

Downside: Five whole days of actual work.

“I did some work and forgot to do a not-entirely-important yet sometimes time-consuming part of it. Haha, whoops! Anyone want to do it for me?”

All I can hear is burping, hacking, smacking lips and chewing.

I’m surrounded by animals.